I am the evil oven head!!
2003-08-05 : 10:23 p.m.
What a beautiful thing this evil overlord site is!2003-08-05 : 10:23 p.m.
Some of my favorite quotes:
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
113. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.
134. If I am escaping in a large truck and the hero is pursuing me in a small Italian sports car, I will not wait for the hero to pull up along side of me and try to force him off the road as he attempts to climb aboard. Instead I will slam on the brakes when he's directly behind me. (A rudimentary knowledge of physics can prove quite useful.)
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